Huge Knockers
Damn, I knew Melissa Midwest has big knockers, but I thought they were more like “perky” and not “fucking huge”.
Oh wait, they are really balloons. Tricky bitch.
Sexy Fire Station Fun
One would think Melissa Midwest would have learned by now to keep a lower profile… She’s been in all kinds of trouble with the local po-po, shut down in strip clubs…. You would THINK the last thing she would do would be posing naked in a fire station…..
It’s kind of sexy if you think about it though…… I wonder if this photoshoot will get her in trouble…..
Four Boobies
Looks like Melissa Midwest and her girlfriend decided to get a little freaky on the way home – and decided to start flashing their titties. Oh, we love titties!
Is it any wonder that Melissa Midwest is always in trouble?
Melissa Licking Cock
I love women who aren’t afraid of a little cock in their life… I don’t like chicks who just cram my cock in their mouth and sucks until I cum. I want a chick who wants to play with my dick, lick it, kiss my balls….
Seems Melissa Midwest isn’t afraid of the cock!
She’s licking his cock up and down!
Motorcycle Sex
Melissa Midwest needs to explain this picture….
Just a little bit strange, don’t you think? However, this might be the start of a brand new fetish on the Internet (this assumes of course that it doesn’t exist already!). We can call it “motorcycle helmet sex”. Nice.
Super Drama Queen
Melissa Midwest is in the news again in her home town of Lincoln, Nebraska. Here’s a picture from the news story and the text that goes with it
LINCOLN, Neb. — A Lincoln woman could go to jail if convicted of the latest public indecency charge against her. Officials have charged Melissa Harrington, 23, saying she was topless when she hosted a wet T-shirt contest at a Lincoln bar in March.
Harrington said she was not nude — she used pink paint to cover parts of her breasts.
Lincoln’s city attorney said the ordinance doesn’t just deal with color, but addresses whether coverage hides contour and texture of a body.
Harrington was first ticketed by Lincoln police in 2003 after she posted on her Web site nude pictures of herself taken at a Lincoln bar.
It seems that Melissa Midwest has been in trouble before too; This is an ongoing thing. Her member’s area has a video of her being topless wearing pasties performing at a local night club when the police came in and shut it down. It’s rather amusing.
I wish her the best of luck.
Red Bull Babe
I was cruising Melissa Midwest’s site today looking for her most recent update. We’ll talk about her update some other time, but instead let’s focus on the nectar of the gods – Seems Melissa Midwest and I have something in common!
I love Red Bull. Drink it daily. While I’m thrilled to death they recently came out with bigger cans, it’s not enough for me. Red Bull for the masses – We need bigger cans of Red Bull.
Oh, and I love Melissa Midwest too. Nice breasts. (Real ones!)
Melissa Eating Cock
Don’t you just love it when chicks pull down their top and shows us their breasts when sucking cock?
Melissa Midwest has this trick, that’s for sure!
Looks like she’s enjoying herself sucking down on this cock!
Sexy BBQ Babe
I have to admit Melissa Midwest takes the cake. This girl is a one of a kind. One moment your hanging out with her and everything is perfectly normal; The next moment she’s got her tits out.
It’s not that she’s not a classy girl or anything. She does partially for the shock value, and partially for fun. Fun girls are, well, fun. And Melissa Midwest is just a fun girl. You can see it her photos from her Corvette to her Camaro to her motorcycle pix. Just plain fun! And don’t get me started with her long term court battle out in the Midwest.
I’d marry her in a heart beat.
Rochard Meets Melissa
So I got to meet Melissa Midwest!
(Man, I look pretty damn fat there, don’t I?)
So I’m at this party and there is this totally hot blonde there who looks somewhat familiar. I walked up to her and introduced myself and she told me she was Melissa Midwest. I said “I have pictures of you up on my blog – on the Camaro (sic) and the bike”. She thought it was so cool that I had her pictures up.
But the best part was the ride home in the stretch hummer. We pulled into the hotel where everyone was staying at it was bumper to bumper, full of cabs (at 3am in the morning!). We all wanted to bail out of the hummer but couldn’t because it has to be opened from the outside. So the diver opens up the window and for some reason we still couldn’t get it open. So Melissa Midwest – I kid you not – climbs over everyone on the Hummer and slides out the window and gets the door open. Don’t believe me? I got a picture of that too!
Fun times man!
I’m such a lucky bastard!





























